Good Afternoon. Here's the deal: there's a whole slug of people out there who exhibit an appalling inability to reason. Not everyone is...

And Bach is Better Good Morning. For some reason I am thinking about my summer camp experiences on a cold, blustery day with six inches...

Good Morning. Tomorrow is either a really good day, a tolerable one, or a crummy one. It's spectacular if you have a significant other -...

Good Morning. This is a day for short shots. My brain isn't geared toward any one subject at the moment. The first real valentine I ever...

Good afternoon. My neighbors to the north are my age. They are lovely people, but they are out and about every day of the year regardless...

Good Morning. I took five years of French from seventh grade through my junior year in high school and attribute my efforts and...

Good Morning. The country is divided, no question about it. Actually it's in smithereens because of issues like health care, immigration,...

Good Morning. Herewith the annual multiple choice quiz. Nobody sees the answers except you, unless you decide to share them with...

Good Morning. I told a vegetarian family member that it was probably rather insensitive to use a big glob of hamburger for a graphic last...

Good Morning. I started watching Jeopardy the minute I got to college. It was on at 11:00 a.m. and I headed for the TV room in the...

Good Morning. My friend Sarah sent me a hilarious piece about the kind of parenting she and I experienced several decades ago. It may be...

Good Morning. With apologies to my vegetarian friends, I offer a few recipes I've acquired from people who do meat and fish. All of these...

Good Morning. My two oldest granddaughters have been looking at colleges. The high school junior visited two universities in Colorado...

Good Morning. Yesterday I had a tuna sandwich in my favorite chair while I watched a few minutes of early afternoon news, none of it even...

Good Morning. I've had a seriously unsettling few days. On Friday morning I had an absolute catastrophe because my web development...

Good Afternoon. Note: I've been floating around in, well, bouncing off the earth's crust in and out of cyberspace since last Friday...

Good Morning. The government, a chunk of it anyway, is closed for business because the president wants to build a gigantic, impenetrable...

Good Morning. When I was growing up, the main seasonings for food were salt and pepper. We're talking plain old table salt that came out...

Good Morning. On Wednesday night I burned my peas. My Chicken Parmesan was baking in the oven, and I had made the very difficult decision...

Good Morning. My stepson sent me an e-mail on New Year's Eve to detail his celebratory plans that included a nice evening of tapas at a...

Good Morning. Three of my family members and I went to a downtown restaurant for breakfast on Sunday morning. The place is owned by a...

Good Morning. I was sitting at my desk when an admittedly dumb little tune alerted me to a call on my phone. It was my son, the one with...

Good Morning. No more ham, goose, egg bake, scalloped corn, or cookies shaped like stars and bells with garish frosting and silly...